A nasty piece of work.
Ted and Thelma
As we were in cowboy country we wore stetsons and went to the rodeo, we drank beer and ate smoked brisket and beans.
My Birthday Card
Some time ago a small monkey in a tiny sheepskin coat was found wandering around an IKEA store in Canada.
Passports
Having three passports may seem excessive.
Pubic Eye
Gorgeous George and his tattoos.
DouDou
Married on 30 May 2007 in Ezkurra, Navarra.
Alice
Married on 3 September 1983 in Hong Kong
Claudia
Married in April 1978 in Buenos Aires, Argentina
Magda
Married on 18 October 1976 in Richmond-upon-Thames, Surrey
Ann
Married on 7 September 1969 in Grimsby, Lincolnshire
Omar
I had my nose waxed the other day.
NHS
Last month I had my second covid jab and my first heart attack.
England 1960
Ina and Godfrey Part Four
Africa 1955
Ina and Godfrey Part Three
England 1951
Ina and Godfrey Part Two
The Blue Beast Twenty-nine
Being in the Basque country means doing without some of the new-fangled inventions of the 21st century such as satellite TV and broadband internet connection.
The Blue Beast Twenty-eight
The festival is said to originate from the 1830s custom of locals using buckets and hardware from the water pump to mock the soldiers.
The Blue Beast Twenty-seven
Zorionak! That’s Basque for Merry Christmas.
The Blue Beast Twenty-six
Chewy Duck, the Bobby Sands of Chabola
The Blue Beast Twenty-five
I never asked to have ducks.
The Blue Beast Twenty-four
Still the sun is shining, the sky is blue, I don’t pay taxes and I don’t
give a hoot!
The Blue Beast Twenty-three
I walked out into the street and I’m not sure if I was blinking at the early evening sunshine or the pricking, burning in my eyes.
The Blue Beast Twenty-two
I don’t know what happened next but I woke up in my tent at 6am feeling as right as rain.
The Blue Beast Twenty-one
‘Chabola?’ I hear you say, ‘Surely you mean Chombola?’
The Blue Beast Twenty
I have received numerous complaints and rude comments about my address. Now look here, it’s not my fault if I don’t have a simple postal address.
The Blue Beast Nineteen
I’ve been tending my vine.
The Blue Beast Eighteen
“Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole a leg of beef…”
The Blue Beast Seventeen
Tears in my eyes
The Blue Beast Sixteen
Cobweb Cottage, Casa Cat Shit call it what you will, it’s my home for the next six months.
The Blue Beast Fifteen
It is about 30 miles south from San Sebastian, the same to the north of Pamplona and only 40 miles west of Biarritz.