A nasty piece of work.

Ted and Thelma

As we were in cowboy country we wore stetsons and went to the rodeo, we drank beer and ate smoked brisket and beans.

My Birthday Card

Some time ago a small monkey in a tiny sheepskin coat was found wandering around an IKEA store in Canada.


Having three passports may seem excessive.


Married on 30 May 2007 in Ezkurra, Navarra.


Married on 3 September 1983 in Hong Kong


Married in April 1978 in Buenos Aires, Argentina


Married on 18 October 1976 in Richmond-upon-Thames, Surrey


Married on 7 September 1969 in Grimsby, Lincolnshire


I had my nose waxed the other day.


Last month I had my second covid jab and my first heart attack.

The Blue Beast Twenty-nine

Being in the Basque country means doing without some of the new-fangled inventions of the 21st century such as satellite TV and broadband internet connection.

The Blue Beast Twenty-eight

The festival is said to originate from the 1830s custom of locals using buckets and hardware from the water pump to mock the soldiers.

The Blue Beast Twenty-three

I walked out into the street and I’m not sure if I was blinking at the early evening sunshine or the pricking, burning in my eyes. 

The Blue Beast Twenty

I have received numerous complaints and rude comments about my address. Now look here, it’s not my fault if I don’t have a simple postal address.

The Blue Beast Eighteen

“Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole a leg of beef…” 

The Blue Beast Sixteen

Cobweb Cottage, Casa Cat Shit call it what you will, it’s my home for the next six months.

The Blue Beast Fifteen

It is about 30 miles south from San Sebastian, the same to the north of Pamplona and only 40 miles west of Biarritz.